Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand

Are you free tonight or will it cost me

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.